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beomgyu: why is it that i always lose things right when i need them soobin: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. you lose them a while before.; it's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. beomgyu, pointing to his bleeding arm: that's great talk hyung but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST-AID KIT???

*over text* taehyun: so oxygen went on a date with potassium.. it went OK. soobin: i thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG taehyun: actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. hueningkai: i thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins yeonjun: looks like someone's a HO. soobin: NaBrO beomgyu: IM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU

beomgyu, holding a piece of shrimp in front of taehyun's mouth: eat this taehyun-ah, i made it myself! taehyun: oh.. that's okay- beomgyu: come on pleaaase! taehyun: hyung- beomgyu, pouting: i just want you to be the first one to taste it! taehyun: okay okay, fine. *eats the shrimp* *2 hours later, in the hospital* yeonjun: and you didn't bother telling him you're allergic to shrimp? taehyun: no comment.

hueningkai: do you ever feel bugs on you when there's nothing there? taehyun: those are the ghost of the bugs you killed before. hueningkai: hueningkai: *sobs*

beomgyu, handing taehyun a bracelet: i made us matching bracelets, one for me and one for you! taehyun: thanks hyung but i'm not really a jewelry person beomgyu: oh.. well i guess you don't have to wear- taehyun, already wearing the bracelet: Back off.

yeonjun: do you want to play 20 questions? soobin: sure! soobin: what's your favourite color? yeonjun, laser fucking focused: circle. do you like men?