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cecily, at joan: you have lips. i have lips. interesting

rupert: momma didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

probably one of the bastard kings: is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? what more do you need? rupert: we need blood amir: you're not helping... rupert: *bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

percy: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything? cecily: pregnancy tests are maybe babies rupert: socks are feetie heaties darling: forks are stabby grabbies amir: defibrillators are heartie starties wenceslaus: nightmares are dreamy screamies joan: you are disappointments

rupert: goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out amir's birthday invitations. barabbas: well, what are they supposed to say? rupert: "amir's birthday". barabbas: so, what do they say instead? rupert: "amir’s bi". barabbas: barabbas: works out either way.

percy: i have never met a problem that can't be solved with a spontaneous musical number.

cecily: if it pleases the court i would like to say that my opponent is talking shit.

percy: rupert, we're hungry! amir: rupert! What's for dinner? darling: we're hungry, rupert! rupert, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*