let the tides take me to sea

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

I have no self of steam

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

Moss. is good, for steppin; pat pat pat

Does this read as “lesbian mafia of your wet dreams” to anyone else or is it just me

A vampire cat with 2 braincells and his brother with one.

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

Anonymously ask me "Would you..?"

Do this 💕💕