coinstar baby

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

the funniest thing about jealous dan is that he truly has nothing to be jealous about. phil took one look at him 16 years ago and did a generational lock in, he locked in so hard he went back into the closet, phil was watching that nerd play ddr and was actively falling in love with him

phil is so nuanced & fascinating. horrible liar who loves lying. can’t lie well about things that matter (16-year relationship) but finds endless delight in spreading whimsical misinformation (tablecloth boner prevention). i want to live inside his beautiful mind

so we've been making fun of heart eyes howell for 16 years but it turns out that that was him REALLY toning it down. okay.

Insane respect for Dan Howell. People made fun of him for years for being a simp in 2009 and he just goes "yep and look what I bagged. Stay mad". Based and phactually true. Look at what he bagged