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Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!

[Later that day]

Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.

Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

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wow. just,,,, wow.

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Sleep deprived Chan

*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Chan: This isn’t deodorant.

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Chan: I wasn’t that drunk.

Felix: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said that I was important.

Chan: *tearing up* because you ARE

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Xiaojun: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?

Ten: The audacity.

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Lucas: Making my way downtown

Lucas: Walking fast

Lucas: ...

Lucas: Walking slightly slower so my steps match up with Ten’s because he’s short

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yoongi: [holding his newborn baby] she is so beautiful

doctor: we're gonna have to give her some shots

yoongi: oh hell yeah pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY

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teacher: jeongguk keeps swearing in class

yoongi: i'll talk to him about it

[later in the dorms]

yoongi, to jeongguk: what the fuck man?

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beomgyu: can i have one more candy, hyung?

jeongguk: what did namjoon say?

beomgyu: he said no

jeongguk: then why would i let you?

beomgyu: he's not the boss of you

jeongguk, internally: its a trap its a trap its a trap

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jin: being this cute is tiring

jimin, not looking up from his phone: that’s probably why jeongguk is still asleep

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Hoseok: “Can you turn on the lights?”

Yoongi: “I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.”

Hoseok: “Yoongi I can’t fucking see”

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Waiter: [hands Jungkook the bill]

Jungkook: [places uno reverse card] “Here you go”

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Taehyung: I failed my safety course today.

Yoongi: What happened?

Taehyung: Well, one of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

Yoongi: And?

Taehyung: Apparently ‘fucking large ones’ wasn’t the right answer.

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WHY PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS, IM DONE

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taehyung : on a scale from “damn daniel” to “fre sha vaca do” how are you feeling ?

jungkook : in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer i would say “i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. how about you, jimin ?

jimin : probably, “road work ahead”

namjoon : i speak 48 languages and this is none of them

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dumb shit my brain quotes in that proverwatch player’s voice whenever somebody mentions them

aKm: “nO you BEETCH i was KILLING HIM”

mangachu: “what?!? i’m a mei God!!”

unKOE: *in realization* “aaAAAAaaHHhhh!!! Lúcio!!!”

rascal: “hey hEY BDOSIN why doN’T YOU USE ULT–”

fissure: “Bdosin are you kiDDING ME????”

mekO: “JJonak what the Hell?”

aKm, again: *whiny* “Mangachuuu!! You’re throwing!!!”

Mano: “nono!! we can do it!! we can!!”

Saebyeolbe: “hey! hey!! cookie me!! cookie??”

Muma: “I’m gay, I’m from Ohio, and I’m new in town!”

mekO, again: *in what sounds like genuine awe* “Wow!”

JJonak: *satisfied, after his teammates express fear and awe over him killing 5 people with zero hesitation* “very good!”

JJonak, (again): “What? The? Hell?”

Saebyeolbe (again): *misses a pulse bomb stick* “WHAT??!?? AARGH, I DON’T NEED PULSE” *kills three people*

hydration: “prepare your motherfucking pogChamps let’s go, let’s see them..”

EFFECT: “PLEASE KILL COOLMATT, PLEASE!!!!!”

Muma, again: “uhh what? typo! tyPO! TYPO!! TYPO!!!! I’M SORRY! I’M GAY!”

surefour: *uncontrollable wheezing laughter*

anybody else out there got weird shit that echoes in their brain from too much twitch highlights consumption or is that just me lmfao

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