Hello comrades, it is I, the constant annoyance

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it

never mind I found it and it’s still adorable

[Image description: tweet by @SoulRevision: "'No one should live in poverty' is a Full sentence. There's no need for additional qualifiers. To say you 'no one who works full time should live in poverty' is saying that those who don't work full time should be subjected to violence, because that's what poverty is." /End ID.]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

i’m gonna make you a soup

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

"it's rotten work" not to me bitch!!!!!!! not if it's you, asshole!!!!!

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

no thoughts only hcs of characters falling asleep easily around people they trust