I love jiuyuan but it's actually so fucking hard to write them canonically because one absolutely hates men and would rather die than have to be in the same room as one for an extended period of time and the other one is 'im not gay, nuh uh' and does mental gymnastics that even the olympics would be jealous of to justify finding other men attractive, he says no homo in his head and then kisses his homies or smth.
I want to write them but at the same time it's like a hell no because what amount of circumstances do I have to put both of you in so you meet and actually tolerate each other????
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I feel like if Xiang Fei didn't have bills to pay the whole PIDW story would have gone more of ORV route where Shen Yuan ends up as the only reader— the plot bunnies are getting me...
Shen Yuan transmigrates as Liu Qingge in the Lingxi Caves, noticing how the Scum Villain was actually trying to save him!! It shakes everything he knows about the story, so Shen Yuan, Liu Qingge now, decides to get closer to Shen Qingqiu to discover more about him, using the life debt as excuse.
Shen Qingqiu is bewildered, 99% certain his shidi is possessed, but he can't prove it and it annoys him to no end (he'll still keep coming with new testing ways though). He is also furious the brute is getting more charming (and dumb!! Did he have no common sense?!) by the day.
Liu Qingge already had a lovely face, however without the OOC lock the wife beam is fatal. He becomes a calamitous beauty, emperors and sect leaders crazy to have a bit of him and trying to find reasons for the War God to show up at their doorstep (or even trying to set up marriage). Countries and sects go to war, even demons join the fray!! (They come sniffing the trouble, and some simps actually let them into their territories to ask the War God help)
Shen Qingqiu is almost tearing his hair out trying to handle everything as the Sect Strategist, while the Peerless Beauty remain oblivious to it all.
'Maybe if the brute actually has a husband already things might go easier...' Shen Qingqiu considers.
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Shen Jiu at chapter 1 of a jiuyuan fic: I don't trust this man and his stupid smiles, he's clearly hiding something!!
Shen Yuan: The scum villain is just! So! Cute! Maybe I can make him less evil and save his life
Shen Jiu at chapter 2 of a jiuyuan fic: Shen Yuan is the love of my life and under my protection. If anyone else looks his way then I will slit their throat
Shen Yuan: Yay!! We're besties!!
Shen Jiu at chapter 50 of a jiuyuan fic: We're now married, and while A-Yuan still has too many men after his affections, at the end of the day I can rest easy knowing he chose me
Shen Yuan: I think I have feelings??? for Shen Jiu?? Like, romantic ones??? Should I tell him?! What if he rejects me?!?!
The urge to read something absolutely heart wrenching to the point of crying at 3 am consumes me but also I have to wake up early in the morning and I'm sick 😔
Shen Yuan goes to the market and finds a small meimei who accidentally got lost from their guardian and ended up clinging to him as Shen Yuan looks similar to her baba. She is crying and snotty everywhere so Shen Yuan goes around buying her candy and sitting her down where there is staff who can help. The employees send a message to each other about a small girl named Ning Yingying who was lost in the crowd from her parent.
Shen Yuan stays there for a bit till hearing footsteps rapidly approaching along with an awfully pretty guy with his hair slightly disheveled who seems to be her baba. Shen Yuan exhales relieved as he didn't know what he would do if Ning Yingying started crying for the fifth time.
That was until the man started yelling at him???? Why was he being called shameless?? He is being reprimanded and he doesn't even know what he did wrong! He hasn't ever met this man in his till today, second number one and counting!!
The security manages to calm down the man, Shen Jiu (they have similar last names, what!), and explain the situation. Apparently the guy thought for whatever reason that Shen Yuan was trying to take advantage of the kid and it was him who somehow got her lost. "I see." Is all he says and he doesn't look remorseful or sorry at all! What an asshole! ... Shen Yuan will cut him some slack since the guy did just lose his daughter but he could be a bit grateful and not glare at him like he is scum.
Shen Jiu tries to take Yingying but she wasn't budging, clinging to Shen Yuan and saying she wanted for "this big brother" to "come with them home" or something like that. Shen Yuan honestly started to disassociate after the first two minutes due to how unreal and bizarre this situation was.
In the end they ended up exchanging numbers and both had reluctantly agreed to met up and hangout. This was mostly Yingying wanting to hangout with the cool big brother and her baba tagging aling because he doesn't trust him but details. All to which Yingying had dubbed herself the 'ultimate wingman' and kept leaving them alone in weird places like closets for whatever reason (I really don't think this is how you play tag and I'm sure I'm not misremembering!).
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Shen Yuan is so absolutely mad at this hack of an author! A hack who passes whatever this is as writing! What kind of ending was that!??
Shen Yuan takes a bite of his food, typing rapidly. Until, he starts chocking.
Air. He needs air. He tries to pat himself but that isn't working. Why did he never learn how to make a heimlich maneuver on himself, he lives alone!
He can feel himself growing weaker and he goes down. Everything goes spotty and then pure black.
Shen Yian may be dead but that last thing he'll do is stop that stupid beeping thing from ever beeping again. It is ticking him off! Huh–
Where is he? Everything hurts.
Shen Yuan opens his eyes only to be greeted with a white ceiling, white sheets, and heart monitor along with a bunch of needles in his arms. He thinks he just woke up from an annoying nightmare considering he has fear lingering emotions and only remembers a faint human robotic voice. His sister and his brother are rights there by his bedside.
They were so worried, he almost died. That day, Shen Yuan got the scolding of a lifetime and maybe some more. It only took a couple of days till he was discharged and allowed to go back to his everyday life except for a few more check-ins than before but nothing too special.
That was until he got fucking kidnapped by an alien who looks exactly like Binghe from his most hated trash novel where the half alien half demon protagonist gets bullied by his scum alien shizun who he later tortured except everyone lived because their technology is so advanced and everyone was planning a rebellion behind the demon emperor's back.
Wtf, is this space?? His skin feels so weird, like there's a soft wind caressing it even though he knows it is because this ship is going so fast.
He spends some time there although Binghe was not acting all like the stallion protagonist he is meant to be and acting nice towards him?? Maybe humans aren't considered males to be killed in his eyes because they can't even rival???
Why does he get kidnapped again!??? Except this time is by the pretty and mean evil shizun who is talking weird stuff about humans not supposed to find out aliens existed... Maybe he is in danger, someone please come get him. Binghe, now would be a great time.
Okay but why is the villain actually being so accommodating??
Woah! That's the sect leader! It seems like the aliens actually run more than he thought considering it seems they knew about human's existence all along but kept it under wraps by erasing their memories which would explain the cell along with the fact they only started talking to him after they realized that wouldn't work on him for whatever reason and were trying to figure out what is wrong him. If they figured it out that would be great because he would also like to know.
At some point he manages to convince the... slightly less evil in his eyes shizun to let him outside and Shen Yuan could not believe the fact that their stupid technology sounded exactly like the voice of his dream when he woke up from fainting. Horrible almost-death flashbacks.
Apparently whatever that was made it so alien mind control technology works on him, woah! Chill! Why is the scum villain now trapping him in his room, Shen Yuan did nothing wrong and was a cooperative hostage who answered all the questions.
Good news! Shen Qingqiu actually explained his situation and Shen Yuan has officially been allowed to wander around even if Shen Qingqiu or someone else has to follow. Bad news is he can't go back home till they catch Binghe because he might kidnap him again even when they put him back into his own home.
This all happens because LB found out about a variation of his own shizun except he was kind and wanted to attic wife him. SJ absolutely hates the guy so ends up competing for SY as a fuck you but may end up actually falling in the way. They just keep bride-napping SY from each other btw, and SY keeps meeting other characters and wife-beaming them to the point he will never be safe again because he will end up as someone's attic wife.
Btw, Mobei Jun is an alien who accidentally ends up on earth without anyone from his planet knowing he's there and XF helps him because he looks just like his king and they don't have that much abuse except MBJ accidentally ends up watching too much Chinese drama and sometimes assumes the dramatic flare reveals are normal human nature so sometimes he does it and XF has to constantly rail the demon before he does weird things.
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a world that is very similar to his own except he is the single son to a family who just died and left him with a house that is said to be haunted.
In true Shen Yuan fashion he thinks this place is just normal until he realizes he reincarnated into the distant future of the novel PIDW in which for some reason many important people including Shen Qingqiu and Binghe ended up buried right underneath the house and because of their deaths their spirits roam the house. Basically, he was cheated into living into a haunted house since his family didn't have much money and he can't get a job.
Once again, in true Shen Yuan fashion he wife beams many of the ghosts there and even befriends his neighbor who just happens to be the hack author who created this entire novel and is now haunted evilly by the ghosts once they find out thanks to Shen Yuan that their predicament is his fault.
Many of the ghosts' grievances are cured by Shen Yuan and they move on but the people who like Shen Yuan (some of them not romantically but more of they want to keep having tea and gossip with him) now follow him around and prevent anyone trying to hit on him to have a good day. By the end of it, Shen Yuan is between the option to find Xin Mo and with the magic of sex give the ghosts there a body and then they have to have sex so they can keep that body or he can just find a plant which he remembers from some obscure chapter so he doesn't have to have papapa.
Binghe but he is a puppy and Shen Yuan is his unfortunate owner who did that to himself and anyways he accidentally drops a piece of chocolate so he is now stuck trying to hold Binghe's mouth shut while his eyes are staring straight at the chocolate while wrestling. Binghe is Binghe so he manages to eat the chocolate and now he is at the vet whining and hugging his owner's leg, crying out betrayal as they take him into the room for examination. He's very offended and scandalized when they stick thermometer in his ass, looking at Shen Yuan like 'are you seeing this shit?!?'. Anyways, Binghe gets lots of treats after that traumatic experience for being a good boy.
Idk how to bring the romance in. All I can think of rn is funny faces of dogs at the vet.
Uhhh, maybe make whoever you want the vet and they just snipe Binghe's opportunity at romance, there. Binghe can smell their interest so he just starts growling at them but has to still act like a good boy for Shen Yuan.
if i was a peak lord, i'd purposely never fill out any paperwork so shang qinghua has to show up on my peak and yell at me, then i'd blackmail him into doing all kinds of humiliating and unethical bullshit. oh, you need me to sign those forms within two days? go on shang-shixiong, put on the maid dress and i'll think about it :))
Au where Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu but the man did not fully die so both of the souls share a body—except only Shen Jiu can pilot it.
I think Shen Jiu should get more chances to pilot SQQ (overall in fanfics where they end up together in one body) but now he has little particles following him around which are actually a vague representation of SY. SJ can fully see spirit SY but everyone else only sees little lights move around the peak lord.
Sometimes the particles get near others and encase them and it feels cool and really nice because it's literally just a big amount of spiritual energy and kinda feels like an embrace, which they all like the feeling of because I low key feel they are all in some way touch starved. Shen Jiu got subtlety checked for possession or any demonic stuff and came back negative so they start kinda warming up to it without even mentioning it. SJ knows they know but he likes to ignore things unless they state them outright.
Anyways, SY basically helps SJ avoid his death flags and mostly stays with him because only SJ can understand what he is saying. At first SY only insulted the guy and both fought because they couldn't stand each other but after watching for a while he realized that SJ wasn't actually too bad and that the hack author had just left so many stones unturned. He also helps SJ when LQG is on the caves losing it and helps stabilize him along with bringing a medic there.
They become closer and at some point SJ realizes he's caught feelings but in his mind this is like doomed yaoi because even though he knows SY would never willingly leave him after they've spend so much time together and are slightly codependent SJ also knows that it could one day just end. SY could one day just be gone since he also arrived out of nowhere which is psychologically torturing both of them lol (SY from constantly being threatened by the system and SJ having his own insecurities with that whole Qi Ge fiasco along with the system which SY explained and can be seen by both.)
SY is a spirit and manages to unconsciously cultivate an actual body thanks to how rich in energy the place is and because he is on easy mode as a 'sorey, we fucked up and you need a body of your own' from the system.
One day he randomly disappears, stressing the shit out of not only SJ but many peak lords and students who had figured it. SJ searched everywhere only for him to find SY on his peak, inside his house house, in white robes, sitting there after having just woken up.
As soon as SJ realizes his feelings, he would accept it and instantly throw himself into planning how to put both in red robes with mildly-evil schemes that SY can 100% see through but he likes it.
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Shen Jiu gives topping from the bottom energy but people who make Shen Yuan a top do not understand he would be more of a pillow princess.
Also, in my mind there's like a pyramid on who is the most bottom of them all and it is not Shen Jiu. Shen Yuan is the bottom-iest bottom ever, that man is confused and Shen Jiu would gladly take any advantage. Shen Yuan could be topping and still be the bottom, he is such a hater but I feel like he only has most of that braveness when he knows the other person or is behind a screen, so that man when meeting Shen Jiu does not have a back bone(he doesn't need one anyways). Like, yes, he would defend himself, but not go all 'essay made by the english professor that absolutely hates you' (he would instead make sassy remarks about them in his head lmao).
It's been so long since I've read and written SVSSS fanfiction but I still remember how to properly spell names even when my phone wants me to think otherwise
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