[mr turner voice] monokuma

every few months this five year old post gets a surge of notes somehow

Head canon, every time the reformed ultimate despair introduce haijime to someone new they introduce him with increasingly ridiculous ultimate titles. Like “this is hajime, ultimate ping pong player,” “have you met hajime? Ultimate horse appraiser,” “oh? That’s just hajime, ultimate ice cube savant,” they’re all technically true but that doesn’t change how funny they find it

Addition: “my throb is chesting!” is either Hagakure or Asahina, I can’t decide which is funnier.

welcome to hot topic my name is izuru kamukura how can i help you today ma’am

underwent the kamukura project at claires

@spacecadetkaito @lumintary

who else is in a Trans Hajime Hinata Mood