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100 dang followers! 

that means 100 people who put up with me and my natural ability to shitpost!

 anyways i dont really have the crowns to do one of them fancy give aways…. so ill do something art related! yea! 

ok so ANYWAYS im gonna do an art giveaway! where i draw things for people and actually do it at a reasonable time and speed (hAH)

RULES:

1. the winners are gonna be picked by a random number generator. so reblogs and like both count. you can reblog as many times as you want, but think of the children i mean your followers. do not doom them to a life of looking at this horribly made post.

2. it’s gonna be art. just art. it can be of whatever of want, but wizard101 is my fav (i’ll do something else if you REALLY want but…) i’m not gonna draw anything nsfw *squint* but gore and stuff like that is okie dokie. but like, think of the children

3. don’t have to be following me (but hey here’s the perfect chance to do so)

4. it will END 8-4-15. thats like, a whole week. so have at it

5. winners will be publicly announced on another post

6. THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL FOURTH PLACE FOR WIZ ONLY BLOGS. you can only get this if you weren’t picked for any other prize.

THE PRIZES:

first place gets:

one nice looking draw w/ the color and background (doesn’t have to look like this but you know, something that isn’t dumb like everything else i draw)

a phone wallpaper draw of whatever you want bUT YOU GOTTA BE READY TO TELL ME WHAT UR PHONE PIXELS ARE (can be replaced with a sketch if you don’t want a phone wallpaper. could also be a computer wallpaper)

second place:

one nice line weighted pic w/ color and background

sketch of whatever

third place:

non-colored lineart

tha sketchhhh

(reference above ↑)

special fourth place:

minimalist pic with cool background

as you can see, this will be a LOT OF ART. when the winners are announced, plz do not expect to get ur art lickity splity. i do have a life, you know (wiz and dealing with family). but i will get to it by the time summer ends, i promise.

Cyrus Drake stood stooped over his desk, shuffling through some papers. He sighed as he looked through the grades of his students. “I swear they’re getting stupider with every year..” Cyrus muttered, peering down his long, hawkish nose at the red A- drawn on the top of the first report.  

Before Cyrus could finish neatening up, the door to the Myth school was flung open. Diego the Duelmaster strode purposefully towards Cyrus, his cape flapping dramatically behind him as he stopped and stood in front of him. “Diego” Cyrus sneered, “Come to accuse me of consorting with Malistaire again?”  

Diego smirked. “Actually Cyrus” he said as he closed the gap between himself and the tall, gangly Myth school teacher. “I’ve come to accuse you of something even more repugnant.”

“Oh do tell.” Cyrus said, trying to ignore the way that Diego’s arms bulged through the sleeves of his tunic. He never noticed all of the things waving a wand around could do for your triceps…

“Why don’t I show you instead?” Diego growled huskily, as he pressed Cyrus up against the chalkboard.

“My lesson plans!” Cyrus gasped, as he felt his robe rub the chalk of tomorrow’s lesson off of the board.

“Tonight, the teacher is going to become the student,” Diego whinnied seductively “And I have some new lessons for you to learn.”

Diego kissed Cyrus with an unadulterated passion, and after a slight pause Cyrus returned his fervor.

Cyrus felt the firm girth of Diego’s love burrito pressing against his leg as Diego’s strong arms lifted him up onto his desk, scattering all of his freshly graded papers onto the floor. “My papers” Cyrus gasped, “So messy!”

“Your papers aren’t the only things that are about to get messy!” Diego exclaimed with a sexy snort.

“Oh Diego…” Cyrus moaned as he caressed Diego’s mane. “So soft.. it smells just like fresh hay.”

“Hay is for horses,” Diego said, staring soulfully into Cyrus’s eyes. “But gay is for naughty Myth teachers.” Cyrus started kissing Diego’s neck, starting at his snout and trailing down to the nape of his long, horse neck. Soon Diego was whinnying with delight.

“Oh Cyrus,” Diego murmured,“You make my heart gallop with joy…”