Rattle Me Bones

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

thanks. thank you. you really showed me. do you think i didn’t know this? do you think the fact that there’s already a concept referred to by the same name isn’t an integral part of this post’s structure? no, of course not. all you saw was an opportunity to state the obvious. are you proud of yourself? proud that you ruined a post that was doing perfectly fine without your addition? i’m going to board up all your windows

when the big bad finally reveals himself to the protagonist and you hear clapping but when he steps out of the shadow he’s actually slapping his big fat balls

WotC releasing 8 new tiefling subraces in the new unearthed arcana is literally the best halloween gift anyones ever given me god bless

I won’t engage in dev apologism but what it all sounds like to me is that they went forward with the objective to simplify aspects of the game to shorten their materials and make it more ‘friendly’ for new players only to find that while new players like SOME amount of simple, they also don’t think customization is needless complexity and will either merely ignore extra rules/worldbuilding or embrace the material. And more experienced players will miss the content– despite that it may have been added at one point not to ‘please’ anyone in specific but to instead stretch out a module or something. 

Inside shrine of Imam Hussain [a.s.] in Karbala, Iraq.

Just to be absolutely clear, while there were absolutely a ton of entitled neckbeards making a scene, the facts behind the szechuan sauce “reissue” are “McDonald’s uses artificial scarcity to gauge demand and causes a big shitshow at the expense of their employees,” and not “handful of manchildren bully huge international corporation into making a profitable decision”

Do lions blep.

im so glad that the OP was just “do lions blep”

This is good content.