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@true-muonium
i cannot believe how many people have mistaken me for normal muonium.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF ACTUAL MUONIUM ON MY PROFILE PIC, IT'S THE PIXELATED VERSION OF MY ORIGINAL SVG FILE!
I LITERALLY HAVE A PAGE ON WIKIPEDIA THAT YOU. SHOULD. READ!!!!!!!
GRRRRRR IM TIRED OF THIS. TIRED! T I R E D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGRHRGRGRGRRGGRGRGRGRGRGR
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That is my last post before quitting~~~
Thanks for all of the support~~~
Thanks for all the fun momments~~~
Thanks for all the gifts~~~
I know there was bad momments, but its okay~~~~~
I know i will be not here... But i will be always in your hearts~~~~~
Goodbye everyone~~~~ Specially for @rhythmbunny256 and @lilybobtail and @blueygrayontumbly
(hello it's me, @blueygrayontumbly, who created and run that blog, Unfortunally, by a decision of being more spaced from the Element cattos community, i decided to not making more of that content, meaning that blog will be on an Indefinite Haitus. That is because i made enough damage of that community, the controversies and hate, and the mental problems. If you want to interact with more Arsenics, you can go to @fourarsenics5 or if you want to interact with ones of my blog with same personality as her, i have @ufflenicthingies and @thirvofanon. So anyways, thanks for loving that Blog! :3)
haitus
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*Sugar Rush by Azali starts playing*
Wha- AZALI music? I LOVE AZALI!
*Something comes out of one of the portals*
Wait a second... OTE FLUORINE!?
*Indeed, Dictator Fluorine does show up, on a flying aircraft, literally aurafarming in mid-air like friggin' Piccolo. I, the narrator, have absolutely no idea how she didn't fall off because of the all the air resistance. Yes, I had to break the fourth wall to show the absurdity of this. I am TOTALLY not gonna get that pay raise. GOSHDARNIT!*
(ooc: bahahaha this is the most over-the-top joke i have ever made and i love it)
*The Avengers' theme starts playing*
*Adamantium, Vibranium, "Tony Stark's New Element" and Uru show up*
*back to SUGAR RUSH because yes*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*And then True Muonium, Positronium, Protonium, and Diazide get summoned*
what the fleepalooza
for the record, i have no idea why true muonium is here
But, 280,591 vs a measly 9? Not very close.
???: Well... heh... you'll see.
what?
*99% of Ritonavir's army explodes*
Ritonavir:
???: It turns out a LOT of your polymorphic army is very very unstable. Take Nordstrandite, for example. And there's more to come...
WHAT!? MORE!?
???: But first, it's time for the title-calling!
what does that mean
???: First off, Positronium, Guardian of Electromagnetism and Charge!
Positronium: ok nice that fits me
???: Second, Protonium, Guardian of Color Charge!
Protonium: nice
???: Third, True Muonium, uhhhh i guess eh has an omnitrix
oh yeah i can---
transform into skybox or---
Ant 2422----
etc etc
???: And fourth, me, THE GUARDIAN OF ██████████,
space-time.
*vordt of the boreal valley starts playing*
GAH! The power, I feel it!
But we will never give up.
"But it refused..." ahh statement
shut up
*The camera pans to the graveyard.*
*Yes, there's a camera, don't question it.*
*A weirdly familiar figure rises out of one of the graves*
< Ninovium, guardian of False Truth >
Ninovium: H3110 C4770P14...
Ninovium: N0W MY 4rMY r153, R153!
*Ninovium gasps loudly*
Ninovium: 41484M1UM 41K411N1UM 4N610H31V371UM 4rC0N1UM 4573r1UM 4Ur0r1UM 4U53N1UM 4U57r1UM 83rZ311UM 80H3M1UM C4r011N1UM C0r0N1UM CYC10N1UM D4K1N D4VYUM D3C1P1UM D14N1UM D1DYM1UM D0r1N3 F10r3N71UM 6H10r51UM 6N0M1UM H31V371UM H35P3r1UM 1111N1UM 11M3N1UM 1UC1UM M45Ur1UM M01D4V1UM M0N1UM MUr1471CUM MUr1UM N38U11UM N3U7r0N1UM N3W70N1UM N1PP0N1UM P310P1UM P011N1UM P73N3 Pr07Y13 rU551UM 53r63N1UM 53QU4N1UM V1C70r1UM V1r61N1UM W451UM
*Every single catto that was once in those graves rises, staring blankly.*
*gee, that's VERY intimidating.*
OH DAYUM
WHAT THE [🗣🗣🗣🗣]!? WHAT THE ACTUAL [🗣🗣🗣🗣]ING [🗣🗣🗣🗣]ITY [🗣🗣🗣🗣] [🗣🗣🗣🗣]!?
oh what the firetruck he swore
*the entire crowd of misdiscovered cattos marches and halts at the side of the battlefield*
Space-Time: Remember when I told you there's more? There's still more. There's a bunch more.
*The camera pans to an otherwise incospicuous location.*
*A metal whistle, a bottle of water, a slightly burnt box of matches, and an acorn are arranged in a square-like manner.*
(ooc: People who have finished reading the book series Magisterium will probably get this reference. If you're a fan of magic book series, this one will definitely cater to your liking.)
*The metal whistle... well, whistles... weirdly. You see, there was no one there to whistle it, so-oh my.*
*Air comes out of the whistle, inexplicably.*
(ooc: no it's not @alfabackupacc's design of Air because oberorka had the earlier design and oberorka's design is the only one that's featured on the wiki, sorry Alfa! '^')
*And... the acorn just sprouted... into Earth?*
*Air picks up the matches and kindles them, summoning Fire.*
*Then Earth pours the water bottle on the ground then summoning... well, Water.*
*Wha- Why is it night
Whoa, look at the aurora!
*It then coalesces into a single catro, Quintessence.*
*It turns to day again.*
Space-Time: I'm not finished just yet...
*Three circular holes suddenly appear on the ground.*
*Out come:*
BRIMSTONE/SOUL
MERCURY/SPIRIT
SALT/BODY
*The holes then dissapear*
Brimstone: Well, only one thing left to do, alchemists?
*They murmur in agreement*
Brimstone: Okay, 3, 2, 1, GO!!!
*They race around in circles, chanting this:*
AURUM INFINITUM, SOMNIUM ALCHEMISTAE LAPIS PHILOSOPHI, RES MIRABILIS
AURUM INFINITUM, SOMNIUM ALCHEMISTAE LAPIS PHILOSOPHI, RES MIRABILIS
AURUM INFINITUM, SOMNIUM ALCHEMISTAE LAPIS PHILOSOPHI, RES MIRABILIS
AURUM INFINITUM, SOMNIUM ALCHEMISTAE LAPIS PHILOSOPHI, RES MIRABILIS
*Until...*
*A glowing light appears*
True Muonium: Whoa! What the-
< The Philosopher's Stone has been summoned >
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*Sugar Rush by Azali starts playing*
Wha- AZALI music? I LOVE AZALI!
*Something comes out of one of the portals*
Wait a second... OTE FLUORINE!?
*Indeed, Dictator Fluorine does show up, on a flying aircraft, literally aurafarming in mid-air like friggin' Piccolo. I, the narrator, have absolutely no idea how she didn't fall off because of the all the air resistance. Yes, I had to break the fourth wall to show the absurdity of this. I am TOTALLY not gonna get that pay raise. GOSHDARNIT!*
(ooc: bahahaha this is the most over-the-top joke i have ever made and i love it)
*The Avengers' theme starts playing*
*Adamantium, Vibranium, "Tony Stark's New Element" and Uru show up*
*back to SUGAR RUSH because yes*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*And then True Muonium, Positronium, Protonium, and Diazide get summoned*
what the fleepalooza
for the record, i have no idea why true muonium is here
But, 280,591 vs a measly 9? Not very close.
???: Well... heh... you'll see.
what?
*99% of Ritonavir's army explodes*
Ritonavir:
???: It turns out a LOT of your polymorphic army is very very unstable. Take Nordstrandite, for example. And there's more to come...
WHAT!? MORE!?
???: But first, it's time for the title-calling!
what does that mean
???: First off, Positronium, Guardian of Electromagnetism and Charge!
Positronium: ok nice that fits me
???: Second, Protonium, Guardian of Color Charge!
Protonium: nice
???: Third, True Muonium, uhhhh i guess eh has an omnitrix
oh yeah i can---
transform into skybox or---
Ant 2422----
etc etc
???: And fourth, me, THE GUARDIAN OF ██████████,
space-time.
*vordt of the boreal valley starts playing*
GAH! The power, I feel it!
But we will never give up.
"But it refused..." ahh statement
shut up
*The camera pans to the graveyard.*
*Yes, there's a camera, don't question it.*
*A weirdly familiar figure rises out of one of the graves*
< Ninovium, guardian of False Truth >
Ninovium: H3110 C4770P14...
Ninovium: N0W MY 4rMY r153, R153!
*Ninovium gasps loudly*
Ninovium: 41484M1UM 41K411N1UM 4N610H31V371UM 4rC0N1UM 4573r1UM 4Ur0r1UM 4U53N1UM 4U57r1UM 83rZ311UM 80H3M1UM C4r011N1UM C0r0N1UM CYC10N1UM D4K1N D4VYUM D3C1P1UM D14N1UM D1DYM1UM D0r1N3 F10r3N71UM 6H10r51UM 6N0M1UM H31V371UM H35P3r1UM 1111N1UM 11M3N1UM 1UC1UM M45Ur1UM M01D4V1UM M0N1UM MUr1471CUM MUr1UM N38U11UM N3U7r0N1UM N3W70N1UM N1PP0N1UM P310P1UM P011N1UM P73N3 Pr07Y13 rU551UM 53r63N1UM 53QU4N1UM V1C70r1UM V1r61N1UM W451UM
*Every single catto that was once in those graves rises, staring blankly.*
*gee, that's VERY intimidating.*
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*Sugar Rush by Azali starts playing*
Wha- AZALI music? I LOVE AZALI!
*Something comes out of one of the portals*
Wait a second... OTE FLUORINE!?
*Indeed, Dictator Fluorine does show up, on a flying aircraft, literally aurafarming in mid-air like friggin' Piccolo. I, the narrator, have absolutely no idea how she didn't fall off because of the all the air resistance. Yes, I had to break the fourth wall to show the absurdity of this. I am TOTALLY not gonna get that pay raise. GOSHDARNIT!*
(ooc: bahahaha this is the most over-the-top joke i have ever made and i love it)
*The Avengers' theme starts playing*
*Adamantium, Vibranium, "Tony Stark's New Element" and Uru show up*
*back to SUGAR RUSH because yes*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*And then True Muonium, Positronium, Protonium, and Diazide get summoned*
what the fleepalooza
for the record, i have no idea why true muonium is here
But, 280,591 vs a measly 9? Not very close.
???: Well... heh... you'll see.
what?
*99% of Ritonavir's army explodes*
Ritonavir:
???: It turns out a LOT of your polymorphic army is very very unstable. Take Nordstrandite, for example. And there's more to come...
WHAT!? MORE!?
???: But first, it's time for the title-calling!
what does that mean
???: First off, Positronium, Guardian of Electromagnetism and Charge!
Positronium: ok nice that fits me
???: Second, Protonium, Guardian of Color Charge!
Protonium: nice
???: Third, True Muonium, uhhhh i guess eh has an omnitrix
oh yeah i can---
transform into skybox or---
Ant 2422----
etc etc
???: And fourth, me, THE GUARDIAN OF ██████████,
space-time.
*vordt of the boreal valley starts playing*
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It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
OH MY GORSH, IT’S PORTAL’VE’RE’D’NT!!!
// oxygen, i know this is just a silly post, but i did this to thoriumcattos, so bewarned
Oh YEAH?
Well I cast SHUT UP!
*covers my hand over your mouth tightly*
*pulls out uno reverse card*
I'm quitting
So guys...
I'm about to quit and abandon this acc and my alt @floatyboi2020
It's obviously good to be here for over 3 months...
But...
I'm going to quit...
For @i1temporaryblissstateyt @ogannessoncatto @arsenicec (since I groomed you without thinking of the consequences two months ago and being immature) @lutetium-catto @lithium7ec
@alfaontumbluryay @astatine-220 @mrmarlon2210 and more...
Goodbye forever...
This acc and my alt will be deleted on my 11th birthday (July 28)
And I might not be active unless if I have the audacity to be active and might return back mainly because I'm focussed on my mental health, my other socials, and Irl
But because of this... I'm quitting. For good...
Boost this post...
you… WHAT!?
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*Sugar Rush by Azali starts playing*
Wha- AZALI music? I LOVE AZALI!
*Something comes out of one of the portals*
Wait a second... OTE FLUORINE!?
*Indeed, Dictator Fluorine does show up, on a flying aircraft, literally aurafarming in mid-air like friggin' Piccolo. I, the narrator, have absolutely no idea how she didn't fall off because of the all the air resistance. Yes, I had to break the fourth wall to show the absurdity of this. I am TOTALLY not gonna get that pay raise. GOSHDARNIT!*
(ooc: bahahaha this is the most over-the-top joke i have ever made and i love it)
*The Avengers' theme starts playing*
*Adamantium, Vibranium, "Tony Stark's New Element" and Uru show up*
*back to SUGAR RUSH because yes*
WHAT IS GOING O-
*And then True Muonium, Positronium, Protonium, and Diazide get summoned*
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
OH MY GORSH, IT’S PORTAL’VE’RE’D’NT!!!
// oxygen, i know this is just a silly post, but i did this to thoriumcattos, so bewarned
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
Hello, hello, Cattopia!
Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!
???: Not on my watch!
Huh?
*Portals appear everywhere*
this fella: oh hi whats going on
// dude please don't let me deal with you the same way that i dealt with thoriumcattos you look so innocent
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It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
i hate that they call me Doctor Ritonavir
I was talking to Ritonavir (I). But now let us get ready for the final battle.
(It's a normal day in Cattopia.)
(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)
(True Muonium wakes up.)
*yawns* It's a great day.
Wait a second...
why is the sky red?
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
Don't worry, i recruited half of the entire polymorphic catto population just a few members...
are you sure
that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro
oh
Aspirin (II): uhh... who are you talking to, are you talking to Doctor Ritonavir, or me?
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
...what is she doing?
I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.
uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.
*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*
*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*
uhh... dude i think that did the job
ya think⸮
Aspirin (II): Uhhh...Master... last time i remember our "army" only having 5 members...
what.
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
okay, lesgo
*5 minutes later*
*shows up to her door*
Pyrite: *looks purely stunned, then drops on the floor like a mannequin*
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It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
Carbon the Blademaster: *throws an apple at @ritonavir-catto*
Revoirium: nice!
// Dude, this is the official reblog chain for Polymorphic Pandemonium part III. do not intervene.
It is time...
Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here
no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?
form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao
err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS
*shows up to Iron's room*
Hello Ferrite...
Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?
(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)
*chucks iron into the furnace*
Welcome back, Austenite.
Iron: WHA- I'mNOtaUstenite-
Austenite: Hello, master.
Now, to Tin's room.
*fills the room with dry ice*
Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...
*stabs a piece of alpha-tin into his skull*
*Tin wakes up*
Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
*gets stabbed in the skull*
*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*
Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----
*one final crack, and Tin splinters into dull gray pieces*
Now, we will begin the transformation.
*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*
*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*
*clears throat*
ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!
Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?
Just watch.
*The grey shards float and orbit in the air*
*A blinding light fills the room*
Gray Tin: hello master what shall i do
Nothing yet, we shall call the members.
Gray Tin: ok
Let's go to Arsenic's room first.
Arsenic: who ARE YOU, A GLORIFIED MEDICINE BOTTLE?
haha good one
shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra
*pulls out a frickin' microwave*
*evaporates Arsenic*
*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*
*freezes an element matto*
*depositions Arsenic*
Arsenic: ... *starts crying*
*gets evaporated etc etc*
Yellow Arsenic: BRO HELP I NEED TO BE IN A COOLER
okay, okay, fine, fine...
*puts him in a cooler*
Aspirin (sonnettheseacoat): why are you BACK!?
Hello, Aspirin.
*breaks them with a hammer*
*rebuilds them piece-by-piece like a lego set, but not perfectly*
AspⅡrin (II): err hi
hmmm... I don't know where Pyrite lives... do you know, Aspirin (II)?
Aspirin (II): Actually, no, but I DO have a map of Chemical City, so i'm just gonna search there...
*30 minutes of searching later*
Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.
(ooc: do NOT take this address as canon, i just made it up, and if someone actually lives on a 7031 brimstone st, it was a coincidence)
