ThoriumCatto (§¶)

twin ✌️

Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here

no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?

form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao

err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS

*shows up to Iron's room*

Oh great tin pest, infect this impure form...

Tin: Wha- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Tin: WAIWAIWAIWIAIAIIWIA WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

*gets stabbed in the skull*

*yellow liquid splatters everywhere*

Tin: *Tin cracks and splinters violently, causing extreme pain and suffering for him* GAH!!! ÆAAAAHGHGH AAGH AAAAA HELPHELPHP AAAÆÆFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAA AAAAGHGGHGGH GRAHAAAGH AÆAAAAAAA AAGHGHAGHghgh-----

*pulls out a book labeled "Dark Runic Spells"*

*pours yellow "blood" onto the shards of brittle material*

*clears throat*

ᛋᛏᚨᚾᚾᚢᛗ ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛋᚠᛟᚱᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛖᛗ ᛟᛒᛋᚲᚢᚱᚢᛗ ᛗᚨᛚᚢᛗ ᛋᚨᛝᚢᛁᚾᛖᛗ!!!!!

Dude... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!?

*A blinding light fills the room*

shut up arsenic the sole purpose you were created by oberorka was to show that when we get angry we glow from our emission spectra

*pulls out a frickin' microwave*

*evaporates Arsenic*

*pulls out a frickin' captain cold gun*

*freezes an element matto*

*gets evaporated etc etc*

*breaks them with a hammer*

*30 minutes of searching later*

Aspirin (II): AHA! Found it! 7031 Brimstone St.

*5 minutes later*

*shows up to her door*

I don't know, but maybe she was training with opossums.

uhh... *pokes her in the face a few times* ...yep, she's out cold.

*brings out the freakin' lazer gun from PART II*

*nyeow nyEoW NYEOWONOWNOWNYONYONYORRRRRrRrRrRrGGGGGGgRRrRrGgGg KA-PLOWNJNJNJNJDNDNDNDNRNDRNBRRRRAAAAAA-perfectly_cut_echoy_scream.ogg*

uhh... dude i think that did the job

are you sure

that statement was sarcastic aro bro cro dro ero fro gro hro iro jro kro lro mro nro oro pro qro rro sro tro uro vro wro xro yro zro

(Little did anybody know, this was going to be one of the worst days (and also one of the most epic days) for all of the cattos.)

(True Muonium wakes up.)

*yawns* It's a great day.

Wait a second...

Today is the day I rule Cattopia, so better go out with a bang, Cattopian leaders!

???: Not on my watch!

Huh?

*Sugar Rush by Azali starts playing*

Wha- AZALI music? I LOVE AZALI!

*Something comes out of one of the portals*

Wait a second... OTE FLUORINE!?

*Indeed, Dictator Fluorine does show up, on a flying aircraft, literally aurafarming in mid-air like friggin' Piccolo. I, the narrator, have absolutely no idea how she didn't fall off because of the all the air resistance. Yes, I had to break the fourth wall to show the absurdity of this. I am TOTALLY not gonna get that pay raise. GOSHDARNIT!*

(ooc: bahahaha this is the most over-the-top joke i have ever made and i love it)

*The Avengers' theme starts playing*

*Adamantium, Vibranium, "Tony Stark's New Element" and Uru show up*

*back to SUGAR RUSH because yes*

WHAT IS GOING O-

for the record, i have no idea why true muonium is here

But, 280,591 vs a measly 9? Not very close.

???: Well... heh... you'll see.

what?

*99% of Ritonavir's army explodes*

Ritonavir:

???: It turns out a LOT of your polymorphic army is very very unstable. Take Nordstrandite, for example. And there's more to come...

what does that mean

???: First off, Positronium, Guardian of Electromagnetism and Charge!

Positronium: ok nice that fits me

???: Second, Protonium, Guardian of Color Charge!

Protonium: nice

???: Third, True Muonium, uhhhh i guess eh has an omnitrix

oh yeah i can---

transform into skybox or---

Ant 2422----

etc etc

???: And fourth, me, THE GUARDIAN OF ██████████,

space-time.

GAH! The power, I feel it!

But we will never give up.

"But it refused..." ahh statement

*Yes, there's a camera, don't question it.*

*A weirdly familiar figure rises out of one of the graves*

< Ninovium, guardian of False Truth >

Ninovium: H3110 C4770P14...

Ninovium: N0W MY 4rMY r153, R153!

*Ninovium gasps loudly*

Ninovium: 41484M1UM 41K411N1UM 4N610H31V371UM 4rC0N1UM 4573r1UM 4Ur0r1UM 4U53N1UM 4U57r1UM 83rZ311UM 80H3M1UM C4r011N1UM C0r0N1UM CYC10N1UM D4K1N D4VYUM D3C1P1UM D14N1UM D1DYM1UM D0r1N3 F10r3N71UM 6H10r51UM 6N0M1UM H31V371UM H35P3r1UM 1111N1UM 11M3N1UM 1UC1UM M45Ur1UM M01D4V1UM M0N1UM MUr1471CUM MUr1UM N38U11UM N3U7r0N1UM N3W70N1UM N1PP0N1UM P310P1UM P011N1UM P73N3 Pr07Y13 rU551UM 53r63N1UM 53QU4N1UM V1C70r1UM V1r61N1UM W451UM

*Every single catto that was once in those graves rises, staring blankly.*

WHAT THE [🗣🗣🗣🗣]!? WHAT THE ACTUAL [🗣🗣🗣🗣]ING [🗣🗣🗣🗣]ITY [🗣🗣🗣🗣] [🗣🗣🗣🗣]!?

oh what the firetruck he swore

*lits hammer*

*lits hammer*

Arsenic Tricyanide: dad, just know that weird fanart of you and arsenic-80 was fabricated and not real and the oganesson anthro one was fake it didn't exist either as it was fabricated too, we should think about the now more instead of the past because it can severaly weigh you down! Please do this!

From Arsenic Tricyanide (from @fourarsenics5)

GO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAY

YOURE ONE OF THEM

*lits hammer*