My mess

when all else fails in this world, phil lester will always be there with domestic photos to prove that dan hasn’t disappeared off of the face of the earth

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

There is nothing more tender than playing with someone’s hands…..it sounds so dumb but stroking each other’s palms & tapping on each other’s wrists & twisting your fingers together & squeezing each other’s hands…..it’s like having a conversation that no one else can hear!

*softly, but with lots of emotions* perkele

God gave me the underrated gift of not being born into a english speaking country and the Idiot Me decided to become fluent in it and understand the things america people say and my quality of life been dwindling since

women’s pants should have reinforced inner thighs i swear to god if i have to keep replacing my jeans every few months simply because i have thighs and i like to walk....