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do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story because I still think about that sometimes

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

Why old people so mad.

“laughfulable”

Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the fact that Jacob Kowalski just wanted to be a baker because he tought he could make people happy with his food? He just wanted people to be happy. With food. FOOD. If he isn’t one of the sweetest characters to ever apear in Harry Potter Universe I don’t know who can be.

One thing that I haven’t seen being talked about is how cool it is that in 1926, the American Wizarding government had a black female president. The American Wizarding world in 1926 is more progressive than the real America in 2016.

but why

why not

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

this is definitely a glitch in the matrix 

date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning