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The people who took the time to make vine compilations before they all disappeared for good did such a great service to both archeologists and comedians of the future

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

any future setting needs this gag