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Messin’ about with Tris
I have been neglecting Tris a lot recently in favour of general Fivey celebrations and FishDr excitement. I’m sure he understands.
Yiss, finished reading first two books and now I've got DVDs. Time to make gifs.

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"Have you been studying for your exams, Tris?"
"Yes. Yes I have been! I'm just awfully busy these days."
[It was a few moments before William finally looked up from the—ahem— very important paperwork that most definitely was not a grand master sheet of sudoku. Definitely not. How unprofessional a concept. And his feet were most definitely not on the desk.] "—Ah!" [He sat up straight in his chair and whipped his legs off of the wooden surface, setting the pen down on the desk and checking his watch.]
"You, wouldn’t happen to be the new staff administator, would you?. I was told they’d be here around this time. Frightfully busy, as you can see. Completely packed schedule.
[He gestures with a nervous smile over to the glaringly obviously small pile of papers off to his left.]
"Well then, I suppose you’d better, er, take a seat. Tea?"
"What the bloody hell?" escaped before he could think of anything else to say. This man in front of him was practically his duplicate. That was disconcerting enough, but he decided to take it in stride, scratching the back of his head.
"Oh I'm sorry. You've clearly gotten me mistaken for someone else. And I'm quite probably in the wrong office. Ah-- this is the office of what, exactly?" He ignored the offer of tea and offered a smile, backing up. This was on the creepy side.
The cup and saucer scene
(Has anyone giffed this yet?)

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“Don’t you think it’s a bit impolite to sass the boss?”
"I consider myself a modern sort of chap. I'm simply delivering a democratic opinion on the system of government." He gave her a quick, self-satisfied nod and lit a Woodbine cigarette.
“You never need to say it, Tris. I just know.”
"Oh I see how this is going to be. Your entire leadership ethic is self-gratification."
You [ ––she tapped the center of his chest–– ] think I’m cute.
"I'm not required to say that!"
With great power…comes great responsibility. [ she giggled. ] I must be a wise leader.
He snorted and exaggeratedly folded his arms over his chest. "Ghastly."

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"Don’t know if I should," she murmured in genuine concern, but she did as he asked. "I’m from the future, yes. The Doctor and I…we travel through time and…well, time AND space. I know it must sound really crazy, but…" She handed him the bottle back. "Well, I mean you’ve seen the TARDIS, and my hair and my clothes. Can you explain them another way?"
"Mhmmm," he mumbled, accepting the bottle from her but not drinking from it or sharing his speculations as to her own sanity. His day had been fairly normal, all in all. He wasn't especially keen on testing his own wits to the limit.
"What's your life like, then?" Regardless of who was crazy or not, there still was that machine to take into account. Tristan was wary of accounting anything just yet. "I mean, what if you got stuck in some place long before your time? Would make a rather wacky dating system on that tombstone, if you pardon the morbid curiosity," he pointed out. Time travel just made no sense.
"I’ll satisfy all of it, if you want," she said with a small grateful smile, pulling the coat around her. "I don’t know if you’re ready for it, but..well." She studied him for a minute, clutching the bottle and wondering if he’d believe any of it. He had seen the TARDIS, so he should, but still…
"I am not exactly from this time period," she started simply, sipping as casually as she could and avoiding looking at him."Actually, I’m not going to be born for another thirty years or so."
He nodded calmly, then shook his head, scowled, and ground the heel of his hand into one eye. "You're from the future?" He took the bottle from her and swallowed a gulp himself before handing it back to her.
After several seconds he decided he would hear the rest of this yarn out. "Please continue."