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My parents we’re leaving for a couple of days which meant I would be home alone overnight. That means I could have a smol party with my friends. Some time before they leave my dad comes up to me and says:

“Don’t do anything I would do”, I mean funny but valid. Not even ten minutes later my mom walks in, looks me in the eyes and says:

“Don’t do anything your dad would do” and yeah I know who my dad is and all but now I’m kinda curious what kind of shit he did as a young, free and stupid barely adult???????

Clearly I got the bigger part of my dads genes.

#mom #dad #what has he done?????#badassdad #myparentskindoftrustsme #party!#myparentsshouldnttrustme

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A few years back when I babysat my cousin I would pretend I didn’t know English so he could teach me even though I’m fluent in it.

(We live in Sweden but we all start learning English in like first or second grade.)

~Forced character thinking~

Reading fanfictions where the different characters make weird assumptions.

Not mc: Oh wow, mc has a round house, he makes it look so natural he must be smart.

Like what??????????

I feel uncomfortable even saying thanks when my friends compliment my parents room. Like I don’t live there, haven’t decorated it.

The mc has not built his own house??????????

#fanfiction #give me good and realistic personalities #i shouldn’t be complaining i can’t write for shit #i’m cheering for you all fanfic writers you’re doing amazing #👍🏻

The “hardest” part of having a boyfriend is-

Friend: Lol I will be lonely for the rest of eternity.

Me: Saaame!!! No wait a seco-

#boyfriend #singlejokes #i never thought i would have a boyfriend #He’s hot you guys

I saw this and I was like, "nah, when I cry about there being no more chips, I just cry about there being no more chips." ~ I could say sorry to all the people with problems but there's no one to say sorry to as I have zero followers. Not even the porn blogs wants anything to do with me.

#potato chips #chips #crying #problems #love me

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Boyfriend

As I was giggling to myself I could hear my mom whisper to my dad. "Do you think she's texting with a boyfriend?" Which my dad only turned to look at me. I in turn to looked at my phone screen and thought: 'well, they're not completely wrong.' I then continued to too look through pictures of topless anime guys.

#anime #animeboy #helpme #nolife #boyfriend #mom #ihopeiwillbeforgivenformysins

Sadistic gay me

My friend said she found the gay versions of me on a dating app. I asked her why she resembled me and she said- "She has a sadistic side to her. For starters she wants to burn down her friends house."

#faith #sadistic #fire #friends #dating

Our school had iPads as school supplies and for fun me and my friends recorded us singing falser then a walrus on a stick. On one of my classes it conveniently started to play last played track. Last played track was our recording. In a state of panic my mind decided the best way to go around it was to hug the iPad and plead it would shut up.

#awkward #ipad #can'ttrustipads #school #cringe #helpme

My mom sang "hello darkness my best friend". Just thought it was worth mentioning.

#mom #singing #youhavefriendsunlikeme

My mom said I was killing her plants with my cold presence.

#plants #mom #coldhearted #truelove

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I just saw a post about your dreams being memories from your past life. My previous life must’ve the weirdest shit ever.

#dream #previouslife #weird #reincarnation #narwhal

I'm a lazy person, a lot of us are. So thinking how convenient it would be to have teleportation so I wouldn't have to walk places just made me realise something. That if we had teleportation that's just what I had to do, go to different places a lot more just skipping the walking. Scared of ever leaving my house I hope teleportation never come to exist.

#lazy #teleportation

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