Before you sign onto Howrse, always make sure your bullshit detector is turned on.  You donât even need to have a good bullshit detector, because most residents of Howrse.com are really bad at bullshitting.  Boy do they sure love to give it a try anyway thoughâŚ
In fact, I canât even believe how many bullshit liars use Howrse⌠ I donât even actively seek people out to message them besides a select few. Iâm so very unsocial, and I still run into so much bullshit I could start a bullshit farm, full of everyoneâs lies, cheating, fake kids, fake illnesses, fake gayness, fake spouses, fake problems, fake ages, fake interests⌠ Just heaps and heaps of fake bullshit and lies and attention whoring.
Iâve debated taking screenshots of all the bullshit private messages I receive, and even blocking out their names to keep the bullshittersâ identities confidential⌠ I donât know if that would be considered bullying.  A part of me feels like theyâd deserve it for plaguing me with their bullshit. Itâs not like anyone but me would even know who they areâŚ
Anyway, if youâre a howrse-user and you like to send stupid bullshit lies to people, make sure you stay the hell away from doing it to me.  No matter how much I play along and politely reply, pretending to give a damn about the fake life youâre telling me all about even though weâve never spoken before, the whole time Iâm talking to people like that, I just keep thinking to myself, âGod damn⌠What a fucking whiner liar.â
Do these people just target people like me or is this a problem for everyone on Howrse? Â Iâm speaking mostly of those sorts of players who message you out of nowhere with something like,
âHey. I like your page. How are you?âÂ
and so you answer, to be nice, âThanks. Iâm good. How about you?â (And remember - you have no fucking idea who this person even isâŚ)
and then theyâre like âEver since my daughter died from cancer after my husband abused me, Iâve been having a rough time. Iâm seventeen and am pregnant with twins and my dad doesnât like that Iâm gay.  With all the panic attacks and seizures I have, I donât know how Iâm going to get a job to support my family!  I fear the sun and am allergic to oxygen, so I canât even go outside. I donât know what to do!â
And then youâre like ââŚâŚ ??? âŚâŚâ
Even if any of that shit were true, why message a stranger about it out of nowhere?  FuckâŚ
Still appliesâŚ
