Chronicles of my time spent on Howrse.com

Awwww yeeeeaaaahhh!!

Woah... Slow down there, Hitler. 

Greedy little piece of shit!  You think bottom-row candy just grows on fucking trees?!? Is that what you think!?!?!? Get the fuck outta here!

I fear this may be prophetic...

Obtaining Wandering Horses by removing pegasus wings......

I recall seeing this awesome snail-horse many months ago in the sales on International Howrse, and thinking, “Holy shit! I want that thing so god damn bad!” But alas... it was not within my grasp.  I’ve finally obtained it...

(And no, I am not making fun of either of these players. I censored their names, but they didn’t do anything wrong. I’m laughing that the situation, not the people involved.)

But wait; there’s more!  “You’ve gained an advantage towards getting Cancer!!”  Pretty harsh punishment, Howrse... Giving us cancer just because we didn’t find any horseshoes...

What... the fuck?  

Finally remembered that I had pass seeds in my inventory. Now they are growing. ^_^

What a fuckin’ trip!

Finally got some orange seeds. ^_^  I’ve decided to spend some passes on this promo so I can actually win it.  I had 54 saved up and just spent 15 to get those three orange seeds harvested and my divine plant to 63%.  I won a Hestia’s gift, Harmony pack, and Themis’ Scale with the orange seeds.  Hooray!  I love this promo. It reminds me of the christmas tree one, only better, as I can work on five different plants at once, but am not suffering through the frustration of searching for specific ornaments.

I renamed her Arthur Dent... I love that she “refuses to obey me.”  Question that authority, Arthur Dent! You know how it is. You go, girl!!

!  The babydow cat!  All the fucked up memories come flooding back...

Sorry I made you fall to your death, Ow.  35m isn’t a high score, but it certainly is a long way to fall..

Made *ANOTHER* mistake, huh? What’d the little fucker do this time?  Ow, you shouldn’t run from your mistakes...

!  Maintenance games!!