TrireFuck69

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

five (5) hundred cigarettes

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

have you tried drinking water

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problem? :3

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

aim better, dumbasses

cat doing natural cat things. revert to el tigre.

reblog if ya boy starts with the letter J and rhymes with one of the states i fucking guess

getting their fangs cleaned you insensitive fuck

Has anyone ever been in the situation where you've got a pretty big important scene coming up but you procrastinate it because you don't want to screw it up so badly the entire thing needs to be rewritten?

having social anxiety for your characters towards your audience is wild, actually

I can’t kill myself because I’d miss smoking weed and listening to Bob Dylan while coloring.

i cant kill myself because then id miss eating cigarettes and smoking babes

wait wrong way round, my bad