TrireFuck69

the four genders

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

so just every other presidential candidate regarding the climate crisis?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

five (5) hundred cigarettes

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

have you tried drinking water

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problem? :3

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

aim better, dumbasses

cat doing natural cat things. revert to el tigre.

reblog if ya boy starts with the letter J and rhymes with one of the states i fucking guess

getting their fangs cleaned you insensitive fuck