how will this affect the trout population?

fish sauce is kind of amazing if you think about it. what do you have there? extract of an animal entire

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

ao3 has increased its rate of invites so I will get to post my work a few days early. yippee!

soon you will be subject to the multific psyop wherein I use the pretense of erotica to trick you into learning the latin names of human musculature

I think at some point they’re conducting sex research and realize that, while the inverse isn’t true, basically all of Grace would be safely consumable for Rocky. Of course both of them (freaks) are thinking about the vore possibilities but they decide to start small so grace jacks off into their transfer airlock box (‘yes yes yes rocky need human sex fluid STATEMENT’). Rocky’s fully vent-cracked at this point they’re both horny-stupid and then the cum just evaporates

By far the best Garashir fanon I've seen is that Julian is gorge to both humans & Cardassians, but Garak is a shit tier ugly ass lizard

phone in bed show me what I need to see

Hey was anybody going to tell me that Grace's aroace colors socks are not a popular fanon invention (a la Adrian is green) and are in fact something he actually WEARS IN THE MOVIE?? Were we just gonna wait for me to notice this while making an edit???? Was that the plan??

me, desperately trying to get anyone into DS9: so there’s this gay twink doctor and gay spy lizard, and they are gay for each other but you have to wait 20 episodes for them to interact again, and even then it’s like the most excruciating slow burn yaoi ever, and they never kiss. Gay lesbian antifa.