supernova

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

- Nature blog ^^

I get incredibly uncomfortable when I leave a store without buying anything. I don’t want the employees to think I was shoplifting.