The Platinum Alchemist

     ”Well well well, lookie what we have here.          A face I haven’t seen in a while.            Long time no see, eh?”

"Yes. Some time has passed. I see you are doing well, so please tell me what is it you need." 

“Are you sure? You seemed upset. Whatever it is, you can tell me.” Always lying to him, trying to trick him. Still, she had seemed genuinely sad.

"I am fine, Kazuma-san. I am glad that you worry about me, but you should worry about yourself as well."

“Problem Trinity?” Kazuma asked, coming up behind the blond.

"N-Nothing at all, Kazuma-san!" Gotta put up that fake smile for him, even if everything is going to shit.

  "Oh, that would be nice… it’s been a while, come in.

"Ah yes, well, if you would parting my intrusion. I'll boil a nice egg so I can set it aside with your tea."

"Uh… Trinity? Did you need something?"

"I just wanted to see if you wanted a cup of tea, Kazuma-san."

Now I can die in peace.

 ”Trinity the only person working your body is Kazuma” 

"M-M-Miss Nine! Don't say such lewd things about me and Mr Kazuma!"

BECAUSE HAKUMEN IS FUCKING PIG TAILS!

"Unless you were trying to eat at someone’s flesh, you got it a tad bit wrong." The alchemist answered, throwing the vial against the nearest wall. Splattering all over it, the green concoction started to devour the wall whole, making a small gap on the center of the wall.

"But whenever I do it goes wrong… Last week I accidentally make my teacher’s hat come to life while attempting to make a healing potion… Before that I liquified my work table and summoned a chimera… I can’t seem to do anything right…"

"Even I would get in my own accidents."