Tri-Lambs Without Context

I’d like to think we’re more like Bonobos than Chimps

$3 is my glass ceiling.

My life is over-- everything I love turns my poop green!

Charming Guy with Guitar: Carry me, I’m royalty!

Hey how's it going? I'm a member of epsilon and I just wanted to see why you said we don't know it's a fake frat lol

I'm painting for equality, asshole.

Ew, gross, no I don't want any of your sex pizza.

I don't know what to do with this tentacle.

I don't always drink breast milk, but when I do, I prefer dos tetas.

Your friends don't lick butthole and if they don't lick butthole then they're no friends of mine.

Brother 1: It's almost like someone forgot to tell epsilon chapter we're a mock fraternity.

It’s not enough to be dirt, you have to KNOW you're dirt.

Charming Guy with Guitar: ...and she just kept having abortions. They told her they couldn't keep doing this. Anyway, she ended up having a kid.

Sparkles: You are filthy.

Brotha' Squirt: What's that bulge in your pocket?

Sparkles: What class did you ace?