"gender succubus"

imagine kim dokja trying to get into a car and accidentally knocking his head against the top of it. now imagine him getting caught in the rain without an umbrella. now imagine him spending too long finding the right webnovel to read while he eats and his food going cold.

i mite not be ok soon

Can he hurry up already

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

*sexting* I want to take care of you

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

Saying goodbye to the flowers feels so surreal cause it's like hi beautiful brand new characters I met you when I was in high school. I knew you by your stat buffs and the places you left the things you loved. I know how each one of you died. You've been here the whole time but I only just got to know you properly. I love you. I am so honored to witness your dream.