"gender succubus"

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

sent an email i was dreading and im on my period so naturally i really really want to order food but i already went out to eat for lunch so i dont want to pay for it so basically my life sucks

i gave in and ordered pizza. and! a little chocolate cake.

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Instant good mood

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

[video description: two men in suits with their shirts half unbuttoned dance smoothly in sync to “Stayin’ Alive” by the BeeGees. Their choreography matches the song perfectly and they exude and air of fun confidence.]/end description.

I mean, this was wonderful before I put the headphones on.

Masturbate the dog

joe biden tekken move set updated

crunching my androgynous penis

the great british jake off