"gender succubus"

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

being forgiven by your victims and absolved from the harm you cause others is not a requirement for change of conduct and attempts at material restitution. i find it fruitless and frankly infuriating that “redemption” is fixated on as the former

just because you are not entitled to people’s forgiveness or “absolution” doesn’t mean that it is meaningless to change. that should be your own battle

you may get it, but you don’t need to get it. again, forgiven by who? absolved by who? there is not gonna be some universal supreme judgement that you will receive that can close this all up nicely and neatly for you, i’m sorry. someone you have harmed may give it to you, someone else might not. you will remain with yourself all the same

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

sent an email i was dreading and im on my period so naturally i really really want to order food but i already went out to eat for lunch so i dont want to pay for it so basically my life sucks

i gave in and ordered pizza. and! a little chocolate cake.

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems