"gender succubus"

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Im rereading Umineko with my gf reading it for the first time, and we are in episode 3 when Ronove first appeared. And she was surprised that a devil would serve a witch, when is usually the opposite. And I told her it depends on the lore I guess. And she said "But even if the devil is serving you, usually they are the ones in power. You never win in a deal with the devil" and then I was thinking what Ronove represents, and was like. Fuck. Yeah this guy serves you but he is the adult with more years than you, deciding what's best for you. Put on this dress for a moment. You never win in a deal with a devil.