hello, lovely!

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

I legitimately love the Sorcerer’s Apprentice movie

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

now that lin-manuel miranda has declared his love for brooklyn nine-nine, the ONLY logical step is for him to play one of amys brothers on the show. I mean, come. on.

What is the objective?

Survive.

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

every time millennials say they have the darkest sense of humor, the cold war generations have a little giggle

cool but this COULD LITERALLY BE A TWEET MADE YESTERDAY