Nowhere but Up!

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

dipper: do you think the x-files guys will ever come to gravity falls? grunkle stan: kid. that's just a tv show dipper: ...fox mulder is my hero, okay?

MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spears

Still the best joke to this day

That is one determined kitty

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested