Welcome, sorry about the mess

so did we ever stop kony

*over a grocery store PA* will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

me in the mornings & me omw to work

Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none

the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

Drake wouldn't treat me like this

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song