top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
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shark vs the universe

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Not today Justin
occasionally subtle

Origami Around

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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell

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@treshbaby
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.
reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages
Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
i think the entire vegas golden knights team belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that the vegas golden knights cannot exist within it

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you want REAL enemies to lovers? they're from rival countries who wage war against one another. he steals from her, over and over again. she maims him. she's the reason he has nightmares. she's the only one who can soothe him. calf love that survives amputation. she jokes about poisoning him. he kills for her honour. she lets him do whatever he wants. he kidnaps her so she will marry him. they wear matching embroidery. she cried on their wedding night. he saved her from her fate. she saved him from his fate. he didn't marry her to become king. he became king because he wanted to marry her. they're both just two lonely kids. the gods themselves have been rooting for them.
more areas of overlap that i don't have room to edit in: unfashionably religious, significant scars, terrifying grandfather, hates killing people, fractious barons, etc etc etc
the queen of attolia is like, what if gods loved you. what if they had plans for you, and they stepped down the earth just for you. what if they knew you better than you do, and even intervened personally to make sure you fail, twice, just so you would become the man you actually needed to be. what if you didn't want them to actually reply to you. what if their regard on your mortal life was a burden too much to bear
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

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we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.
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Ignoring the racial dynamics at play in the summer house situation, diminishing the seriousness of the relationship as a "situationship" despite the fact both people said there were real, deep feelings, and side-stepping the fact that the aforementioned woman lied to her close friends face about it for months is a neat and tidy way to make this about slut-shaming rather than the betrayal of a friend that is at the root of the backlash.
pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels
cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:
MY NAPKINS
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.
gets on one of those giant lily pads and just serenely floats into the horizon never to be seen again

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Not to be a Romance Reader™ but the genre conventions of Romance do in fact dictate that it ends in a Happily Ever After (HEA) or Happy for Now (HFN) for the novel be in the Romance Genre™. Of course there are edge cases for every genre that help define the boundaries of the genre, but if the novel does not end in a HEA or HFN broadly speaking it is not a Romance Novel™!
WHICH IS OKAY AND GREAT EVEN AND WE NEED STORIES THAT ARE NOT ROMANCE NOVELS™!
But please consider that this novel/story is something outside of the Romance Genre™ and instead has elements of romance within a different and equally good genre. Like if you don't like feeling "constrained" by the genre conventions of Romance specifically and want a non-happy ending for the romance plot of your story that is great and interesting and cool! But maybe? You don't like romance? as a genre to explore your storytelling at least?
Rather than get frustrated with the conventions of the genre and complaining about how Romance has to have a HEA or HFN, have you considered exploring a different genre?
don't be mean to yourself that's you
you live there