Yeoman, there’s no need to beam down
I said, Yeoman, keep yourself off the ground
I said, Yeoman, let’s make another round
Of your phaser-brewed hot coffee
Yeoman, there’s a place you can go
Federation’s really not short on dough
You can stay here, you can go to Warp nine
Making sure the bridge crew stays fine
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
You can walk on the decks, like you’re owning the place
Doing clerical work in space!
Yeoman, are you listening to me?
I said, yeoman, what do you want to be?
I said, yeoman, can your hair basket-weave?
There’s so much that needs approving
Yeoman, you can really kick ass
I said, yeoman, raise your levels of sass
Doesn’t matter, first or second, third-class
You’re the reason things keep moving
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
Passing PADDs round to sign, working kinks out of backs
Picking up everybody’s slack…
Yeoman, I was once in your shoes
I was longing to join the science blues
I felt no one would ever go before
Then I walked through that sliding door
That’s when someone came up to me
And said, yeoman, here’s the whole galaxy
There’s a ship here, called the Enterprise-A
And we’re boldly going your way
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
It’s fun to stay on the Enterprise-A
Take a shuttle today, on your way to explore
Activating your own warp core
Enterprise-A! You’ll find it all on the Enterprise-A!
Yeoman, yeoman, there’s no need to feel down
Yeoman, yeoman, now you’re off and star-bound