travie

“That hotel was so wicked, I loved it. Eh you’ll get use to seven oaks after a few days”

“I don’t want to get used to it, I want to get away from it -it’s, whatever. Think you’re ready for the prank war?”

“I honestly just cant wait to get back to our school, and back in my own bed tbh” 

“I’d prefer to go back to that hotel. That place was insane. I haven’t spent any real time at Seven Oaks yet -I don’t really want to.”

“Deadalus has like 4 girls and the rest are guys, like how the hell did we end up with all this testosterone in our camp?” 

“I think that’s the same with our camp, so I doubt there’s anything to do about that.”

“Well you never know, everyone has their moments of being hella horny, but not in tents, thats just nasty. Icarus? pffft nah deadalus is where its at”

“I’m not about tent orgies. Yeah but everyone knew who Icarus was, I hadn’t even heard Deadalus’ name until yesterday.”

“Well, I wouldnt be suprised if people get involved in orgy’s here tbh. What camp are you in?”

“Fucking hell, are you all a bunch of horny rabbits? I swear to god, if I wake up and find myself in the middle of a orgy I’m out the door. Icarus, the best camp.”

“With the tents, do we all sleep in one tent or do we sleep in pairs.. cause im seriously confused”

“Dude I don’t know, ask one of the babysitters. Just remember; any more than four and it’s a orgy.”

travislaughlin​ 

Travis was still praying that this was all some big mistake, that eventually Ashton Kutcher would jump out screaming his overused catchphrase and then they’d all get drunk at a after party and laugh about how he’d almost believed them. Travis considered himself a realist though and alternatively placed his bet on the hope that if he stayed between the lines for a couple months he’d be released back into society on good behaviour or something to that effect. Somehow his little game and eagerness to impress the blonde walking before him had Travis jeopardising this plan. Walking right out of the safety of the students floor and following Zoey into an out of bounds area. He hated that phrase, ‘out of bounds’, like someone should be able to prevent him from what he wanted just by sticking up a sign on the front of their door. Ridiculous. 

travislaughlin

“No, that sounds more like me. Except for what I lack in the department of female assets, I make up for in wine consumption.”

“You sound like a riot. Your ‘female assets’ are fine -great even, huge boobs are scary anyway. Speaking of, where’s all the wine at?”

“Oh beautiful! You have the real Aphrodite slayed.”

“Knew it. What was she the goddess of again? Tits and wine?”

“Are you suggesting dressing up as Aphrodite isn’t getting away from Iceland? I guess we all know what you do in your free-time now.”

“Not that insane yet. Since you’re imagining me dressed up as Aphrodite though, how do I look?”

“Serious question, if I were to walk around in an Aphrodite costume today - which I may or may not have already brought - and told people that I’ve returned to the Earth bearing a message of an oncoming apocolypse, would it be culture appropriation?”

“Why do you have a Aphrodite costume in the first place and wouldn’t you rather take advantage of being away from Iceland.”

“Greece girls are such third degree burns, they could punch me and I would be happy.”

“Dude, get it together --you’ve seen pretty girls before I’m sure. Unless you’ve been locked up your whole life, which I’m not ruling out yet.”

“Unfortunately there are no current vacancies for resident asshole at this time but you’re in luck, campus entertainer is wide open. You’re on prohbation.”

“Gonna go ahead and burst your bubble, but being honest doesn’t make you an asshole. I thought you and Tweddle Dumb were the campus entertainment.”

"you get sent here because you fucked up the said life you have to get back to. that's about it."

“you sound like a camp counselor. not really, i’m here because of something i did a lifetime ago. it’s bullshit.”