I Put Out for Pepsi

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

its not the 1990s. we don’t have to watch friends anymore

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

Hey quick question, WHAT THE FUCK ADAM?

I second this question.

what

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time