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I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome

this explains some things

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

And Miyazaki’s stories are amazing. This is part of why.

babygirl i can crack bones you havent even heard of

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

1. Turns around and displays implants 2. The stance with the mountain view to get the thigh gap silhouette 3. The nervous on camera smile of the caterer? Cook? 4. The wide shot of them dancing

my favorite thing is that she can’t spell guatemalan

“Conscious community” ok girl that’s a resort tip your fucking servers

I am one thousand percent convinced this is some new white person cult?

someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up

​this is amazing twitter is finally catching up with season 3 of tumblr with the “graverobbing witches” arc