HARRISON OSTERFIELD IS GONNA STAR IN CATCH-22 AND HAVE A KEY ROLE AND BE FUCKING DIRECTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY GEORGE CLOONEY I’M SO PROUD OF HIM I’M SOBBING

the stereotype that canadians are always polite n stuff is kinda funny but don’t forget that canada has a history of slaughtering native americans and that aboriginal women go missing and are murdered at really, really frightening rates and that native children make up more than half of the children in foster care.

Isn’t it weird that we were all so excited for Infinity War and now the majority of us wish it never happened?

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them

Snakes are precious beans unlike the gross people above who demonize and spread false information about snakes.

Honestly snakes are better than tge average person 🤷‍♂️

ok but can we please stop because people trying to domesticate burmese pythons and failing is why there is such a huge number of pythons in places like Florida when there isn't supposed to be and it really fucks with the ecosystem because now they have no predators and reproduce like crazy and eat all the prey so other predators don't have food so yes they are amazing but no they arent suplosed to be domesticated so leave them the hell alone thank you.

where would we be withour kermit

peter saying to strange “oh, we’re using our made up names” is such a fuckin power move