[insert stoner pun]

Don't talk to me I'm maladaptive daydreaming about anime men

Help! I've fallen and i can't get up

I just want someone to look at me the way Mash Burnedead looks at cream puffs

I always ask myself "why do I have such weird animals?" then I remember that I chose most of my animals because they bit me and I thought "ah yes, this is the one, the blood pact is sealed."

This Christmas i was blessed with the opportunity to explain to my mother what a juggalo is 🤡🎄

Goat milk is literally the best thing ever

I'd say my personality is about 55% deep love and affection for my friends, and the rest is just 15 years worth of loosely bottled rage.

What if there were gigantic friendly jumping spiders who could carry us around by jumping really really far.

Sometimes a friend will say something to me that i know is meant to be kind, but fuck that shit hurts

The way my bones itch when other people are running late is absolutely unreal

Social interaction with neurotypical people is so deeply exhausting.