Garden of Eden

u ever talk to a business major and ur like “so what do you do?” and they fuckin say something like “i work in aggregate client centric business executive content data management logistics analytics development” like sir none of those words have definitions 

Every time I see this post…

are you a hozier gay a halsey gay a lana gay or a marina gay

i’m homophobic

Halsey gay isn’t real

Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

when Freud said “Straight men smoke cigars to relieve their latent desire to suck dick.”

I’m gay and I suck dick to relieve my latent desire to smoke cigars.

Where is this tree

that caterpillar bout to get zooted