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that’s her. the Task Manager

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

Adobe please take note.

guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic

& itd be one thing if "guilt free" meant something like fairtrade or akin to that. but its always just something that announces this snack will not give you nutrients

Not seeing as many trans women fucking pumpkin jokes this year is a recession indicator. We can't even afford pumpkins to fuck 😔

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.