here for the fanfics

also sorry i just don't find the trope of "woman who hates men learns to love men again because she met one really sweet dude" very compelling. at best i think it's boring and eye-rolling wish fulfillment for people who never got over their lesbian crush and at worst i think it's actively and purposefully misogynistic

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

I write you a beautiful, tragic 40-page love letter by candlelight to confess my undying devotion but it’s a google doc and I forgot to change the sharing permissions so you have to click “request access”