my weekend has consisted of kesha, kissing a girl in a pool, getting invited on stage to dance while seeing a romeo and juliette drunk shakespeare show, and getting to hold juliette’s confetti dildo dagger. this is who i was always meant to be.

genuinely concerned for my physical health.

rewatching my little pony friendship is magic because i recently remembered that i am actually a magical girl

apparently i have a spidey senses but only for when people need emotional help

ah, yes, mini m&m’s… the caviar of chocolate

alexa play dinosaur by kesha

took my melatonin too early and now i’m going to bed while the sun is still out. terrible situation.

such a shame that i ruined the best song of all time by listening to it on repeat during the loneliest period of time in my life

some might call it half-assin’ it, i prefer to call it whole-cheekin’ it

having an alcoholic parent who is very much aware that they are an alcoholic parent is so strange. like being aware of your problem and feeling bad about it doesn’t make up for years of emotional and social abandonment.

life gets significantly better once you stop caring about the input of self centered people

do i just make it easy for people?

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!

my new response to negative events and emotions is to just say “i’m too beautiful for this” and move on