If I ever saw a meat grinder I would have to throw myself into it.

Sighhhh the evil horny. Its back.

When your mutual makes a hate post that isn't directed at you... but it applies

Now that I’m back to the world of the living: I’m extremely mad that they made Disco Elysium for lesbians and the writing is compelling and all that but once again its owned by an evil company.

I love being over 30, my brain is so much more stable...wait, wtf is wrong with everything else???

If I were president of the universe I would outlaw acronyms

Having to renew mystery papers to renew your id to do normal things like keep your real jobs, or find a realer job or rent an apartment that isn’t bleeding you dry is so fucking humiliating, man.