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Can I tell you guys something embarrassing? When I heard Psycho Killer by the Beatles, I used to think that when Paul sang “psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est” he was saying “psycho killer, kiss kiss hey”. I thought that for so many years.

Psycho Killer by the Who?

WHEN WHO SINGS “PSYCHO KILLER”?

The dark depths of a clown cave

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

awake i’m awake. i’m god damn awake i’m Up. i’m not asleep i’m awake and here or whatever you call it. i’m here. fuck

Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas

*drags my spoon across the floor* i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here

sometimes i wish i was a priest but my cock is so unfathomably huge its considered an affront to god

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it