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OH! Dan and phil as seals 🦭💜

i pheel more connected to them than ever before

cant stop thinking of when dan said his main motivation is sex. like, we talk about phil being a princess but the vision of dan after a long day of work, whiny and horny and begging for his reward? dear lord. and phil gives it to him so good that dan said that quote like 10 years into the relationship. and dan's a giverrrr like i just know the reward he wants is not getting his dick sucked, it's sucking dick. big mouth and long fingers and hooded eyes.... no thoughts head empty on his knees... phil you are a greedy greedy man

just remembered how in the first few episodes of the pod dan rlly dropped “you looked almost dementedly perfect” “not that you were so amazing you blew them out of the water, I mean you are” and “more people inappropriately filming phil in public so he can see how beautiful he is” 😭😭

I do enjoy the fact that half the Mario kart stream was Dan telling people to not bully Phil, telling us to let Phil win, and how we’ll just consider it Phil’s win anyway or that the #1 winner Phil might as well be real Phil (it’s Dan). He’s so cute and romantic in his own depressed millennial way (speaking as a depressed millennial).

Please can you do dnp cuddling after dan has had a nightmare? <3