Hello friends!!!

my mom was just said to me Helena you cant whistle, cant armpit fart and you cant play the kazoo, you’ll never make it as a one women band and all i could think of was You cant swim, you cant dance and you dont know karate, face it you’re never gonna make it

the voltron themesong but with a kazoo

I’m riding in the car with my dad and he just pulls out a kazoo and starts playing it to the music.

One time when I was in 8th grade my history teacher said I would survive the hunger games for a bit but that someone would ultimately kill me because I’d play the kazoo at night.

Les mis would be so much better if instead of singing they played off key kazoos and screeching clarinets/recorders

I have a kazoo and I have never felt more powerful.