no, buck, i did not know that

the universe might be screaming at me but i can scream louder bitch

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[likes your comment] I’m on your side and you should kill that guy

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability] 

my god if I make a post about women it should go without saying trans women are included …. If you are a terf who somehow crawled their way into my blog unfollow and block me and also die

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??