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@aceofblades222 + me vibe so hard we’re so cool 😎

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Tattoos and babies have the same tabu. No one says they are ugly to their owners, but you can be sure the ugliness is talked about to everyone else.

Lots of babies are ugly and excuse you I’m gonna get a tattoo

Lots of people get tattoos of babies and some of them look great

I’m not sure you fully one what’s going on here

babies are fucking ugly and tattoos are great

Why are we putting tattoos on babies?

tattoos are 5/10 and babies are worse than lucifer

Luci is pretty nice, idk what you’re talking about

I have my private thoughts on Lucifer

Why are we comparing tattoos to babies in the first place?

Why does op think that babies and tattoos is such a big thing when they both can be removed by lasers if they turn out to be bad?

It is different, when you remove a tattoo it will hurt, when you remove a baby it is just a weight off your back

Won’t hurt if you eat enough painkillers

Or if you eat enough babies

Or if you eat babies overdosed on painkillers

Or if you eat the babies in the fear that they’ll defeat you and take over the throne

Or you feed the babies to the poor, the feeling of being a good ruler will out-do the pain

And then you banish those people from your kingdom because they ate your babies

And now you have no starving citizens, problem solved!

And no citizens that you can make suffer, so you create people in a lab and make them see how you eat the corpses of their brothers

Excuse me, don’t mean to interrupt, but what the fuck?

How rude of you to interrupt our educational conversation, carry on peasant, continue doing what is that you peasants do

OH so you want me to eat BREAD? Is that what you want? How about you shove some BREAD up your ASS? fuck YOU BOTH and your BABIES and your PAINKILLERS. I’m a PEASANT, huh? You want to see the GUILLOTINE you fucking ARISTOCRATS.

feed babies tattoo ink

YOU TOO?!

get a tattoo of a baby on your face

Corn

thank you for your input

THERE IS A CORN THOUGHTS BLOG?!?!?!?!

I have a swell idea. Why don’t we give all the babies tattoos OF CORN, and then eat the babies? And if you guys feel like that’s not enough, we can tattoo pictures of the babies onto the corn!

Hmmm

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1280

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

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there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

"Partner doesn't tell me their gender or your marriage status." Yep.

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

"Partner doesn't tell me their gender or your marriage status." Yep.

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

"Partner doesn't tell me their gender or your marriage status." Yep.

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