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deaths from coronavirus are exactly like deaths from car accidents except if every car that crashed went out of its way to crash into 2-3 other cars neverendingly

Lockdown hi-jinks! 🤣🤣🤣

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

i love robert pattinson and am also somehow terrified of the raw energy he exudes

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

THIS IS THE WORST THING

HATE

this is why we’re getting deleted

Oh my god it just keeps going

can you imagine showing and explaining this to amy adams and nicole kidman?