trash gremlin

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

I don’t access Ao3 on my phone, but for those of you who do. wise words of warning.

Last time I looked, my best bet to use AO3 safely and free was to go straight to AO3.

I don’t understand the appeal of this. Has anyone ever thought “you know what would make AO3 better? Ads!”

Semi-regular reminder to my readers that AO3 does not have an app and every time you login through one of them, you are potentially comprising your account/password. AO3 has an effective design for mobile use and you can always add to home screen, if you really need an "app" icon.

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

getting eaten by god could fix me

eating god could fix me

I do that every sunday and it hasn't worked yet