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BRO

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now you guys can finally take dick pics

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Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid goo

just kidding lol i wouldn’t do that to y’all

Feminists vs Meninists

Things women complain about: being raped, unequal pay, slut shaming, body shaming, objectification, being murdered for saying "no", being afraid to go out at night, having their reproduction systems controlled by men

Things men complain about: Ghostbusters having an all-female cast

#seriously #true #as a woman

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trappedunicorn

people who come up with this shit are the true geniuses of the world

#duuuude #chocolote #life tip #hack

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Use duct tape to open a stuck jar!

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#nomanneeded #ducttape #duuude

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I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis

he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE

aamorfo

I see no lie.

trappedunicorn

tru dat

#Life #tru dat #relationships

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Funny Stuff you like?

trappedunicorn

warned you

#yo bitch #food

classycarolinagirl

Never underestimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments.

(via classycarolinagirl)

#take note #true #always

thatfunnyblog

when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like

#true dat

jason

me after finishing a huge assignment

trappedunicorn

University is all about how well you can bullshit yourself through an essay

#university #essay #lol #squidward #spongebob #so tired

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