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we were thinking of doing something that's wrong later, if you wanted to join

@funnier-as-a-system

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greelin

oh sorry i’m laughing at an inside joke that i have. with myself

quiltofstars

The Tulip Nebula, Sh2-101 // Jarred Roberts

paper-wounds

tankhall

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#i am repelled by garlic #this is a travesty!!!#I love garlic!#a life without garlic is not a life

foxes-in-love

transspacealien

@fagdyke-fckry

anarqueeen

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

transspacealien

@fagdyke-fckry

guiltfactory

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

#mecore

greelin

taking sleeping meds then not sleeping really will have you like this

#mecore #i need sleep #im so tired

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greelin

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

transspacealien

@fagdyke-fckry

#4'11

slimepost-generator

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

slimepost-generator

my house is very unsafe

#I wasn't sure where to reblog this but it is especially fitting for me the past couple days

freakvampiresex

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

#mecore

he-sees-dem0ns

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

transspacealien

Are you fucking kidding me?! i AM AN HOUR LATE

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anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

transspacealien

@fagdyke-fckry

#You coded

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

transspacealien

This is adorable and I love cats. However... Earwigs are also unacceptable and scary things to me and I will also hiss at them until my partner @fagdyke-fckry kills them for me. So... In other words... Meow :3

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