you are the ocean's gay waves

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Three Houses Pairing: Dimitri/MByleth Words: 12596 Rating: E Notes: Postgame; romantic conflict; political drama; secret relationship

Summary:

The King and the Archbishop were fairly close as they were since the King’s Academy days; King Dimitri would often make the long journey from Fhirdiad to Garreg Mach only to see his old friend. But rumors grow, and they spread fast like fire in a field; and so gossip surrounding the true nature of the relationship between the King and the Archbishop soon began to arise.

Secret relationship AU wherein (M)Byleth and Dimitri are unable to marry due to their respective positions.

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Three Houses Pairing: Dimitri/MByleth Words: 4477 Rating: E Notes: Postgame; romantic conflict; political drama; secret relationship Summary:

The King and the Archbishop were fairly close as they were since the King’s Academy days; King Dimitri would often make the long journey from Fhirdiad to Garreg Mach only to see his old friend. But rumors grow, and they spread fast like fire in a field; and so gossip surrounding the true nature of the relationship between the King and the Archbishop soon began to arise.

Secret relationship AU wherein (M)Byleth and Dimitri are unable to marry due to their respective positions.

if i dontbe gay who will .

There are like

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

Fandom: Fire Emblem Fates Pairing: Mitama/Soleil Words: 404 Rating: G Notes: High school AU Summary:

This is what having a girlfriend does to you, Mitama thought. It makes you do stupid, boring, pointless things. Like watch sports.

Though if she were to be completely honest with herself, it wasn’t that bad.

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Awakening Pairing: Frederick/Male Robin Notes: High school AU, childhood friends AU, pretend relationship Words: 2508 Summary:

All their friends tease them about being in a relationship, anyway, so Robin has an idea for his senior prank: pretend that he and Frederick are in a relationship, only to yell SIKE! when graduation comes around.

All feelings be damned.